• You are a bad listener.
  • You have a monotone voice.
  • You wear crocs.
  • You don’t like dogs.
  • You have shit taste in music.
  • You don’t like laser tag.
  • You hate sci fi.
  • You are anti-Netflix
  • You have abandonment issues.
  • You tried to give me a stupid nickname when we barely knew each other.

Hm… too much?